Horoscopes by Chloe

A little bonus content from the world...you know which one..

from the back room, where the cushions are soft and the voices are quiet.

Aries ♈

You’ve been running at something again, haven’t you, dear? I can feel it from here. The challenge is that you keep running right into it…again and again. Sweetheart, the door is closed. Stop trying to ram your way through it. Maybe try the window. By the way, you left something burning. Not metaphorically. Go check.

Taurus ♉

Something you thought wasn’t yours…is. I know, I know. You put it down. You dusted off your hands. Very convincing. But look: it followed you home, and it’s sitting by the door. I think it might be a cat. Or an eldritch horror. Regardless, it’s claimed you. It has been there for three days. It has learned your schedule. You might as well open the door.

Gemini ♊

Two conversations at once, three plans in motion, a forgotten appointment. The cards say one thing you’re juggling isn’t actually yours to carry. Literally. It looks like you picked up someone else’s groceries, which is why they don’t look familiar. Nobody seems to care, so you might as well expand your horizons.

Cancer ♋

The crying you did last Tuesday was important. I’m serious; don’t make that face. Something cracked open that needed to, and now there’s light getting in where there wasn’t before. It will feel strange for a while. New light always does. Also, the thing you were crying about? The cards say it’s going to be fine. Stop hiding.

Leo ♌

I see you performing being fine. You’re very good at it, genuinely better than most. Entertaining, even. But someone in your life can see straight through it, and they’re waiting patiently for you to stop so they can hand you something. It seems to be soup, and the container is, quite frankly, getting uncomfortably warm for them to keep holding. So maybe notice them, notice the soup and take it. You’re welcome.

Virgo ♍

You’ve been fixing things that aren’t broken again. I understand the impulse; I do. But the thing that actually needs your attention is sitting in the corner, feeling ignored. You know the one. The shape that looks like something terrible until you turn on the light and it’s just your coat on a chair. Go look at the coat, love. It has pockets. There’s something in one of them you forgot about.

Libra ♎

A decision you’ve been weighing for approximately one million years is still waiting. The scales are not going to tip on their own. Here’s what the cards actually say, and I’m going to be direct with you because you respond well to it: both options are livable. You can survive either one. So you might as well choose the one that scares you slightly less and take it. Don’t worry. You’ll find something new to overthink in no time.

Scorpio ♏

You already know. You knew three weeks ago, and they just confirmed it. Are you suspicious? Yes. Paranoid? Also yes. But are you right, dear? I think we both know that you are. But what to do? Do you confront them? Stay silent? Or move politely on? The only reason you haven’t moved yet is that moving makes it real, and real things can be painful. But not moving has its own kind of ache, and it’s been going on longer. It’s time to move, sweetie.

Sagittarius ♐

The road is calling again. Obviously. It’s always calling for you; I can hear it every time you walk in. Yes, go. But leave a note this time. A real one, not a text. And bring something back for someone else. Not a souvenir magnet. Something you learned. Something that actually cost you a little. The road isn’t only for you, even when it feels like it is. Especially then.

Capricorn ♑

You’ve been holding onto something that could be more fun if you let it go. The cards say: test this. Step back one inch. Just one inch. Let go of it. Put it down, Cappy! Let…go…of it. LET IT GO! Cappy, nobody can throw the ball if you won’t drop it! Okay, that’s it. I’m walking away. I’m not going to play with…oh, okay, you dropped it. Go get it! See? Isn’t this more fun?

Aquarius ♒

You had a strange dream recently. I know because the cards flinched a little when I got to you. Relax. It’s not as deep as you think. Don’t over-analyze it. It’s a door. It’s open. Walk through it. You’ll know what’s on the other side when you get there, and not a moment before. That’s how doors work.

Pisces ♓

You’ve been absorbing everyone else’s weather again. Their clouds, their sudden downpours. You are not a meteorological service, sweetheart. The cards say: find out what your OWN weather is. It’s in there somewhere under all the borrowed storms. Quiet yourself enough to feel it. I think it will surprise you. It actually looks like sunlight and rainbows once you get out from under other’s storms.

Cards were read with love, strong tea, and the assistance of several of your spirit guides. Remember, the future is never fixed…only duct taped together convincingly.